Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Anyone Else Feel Creeped Out?!

'THE GREAT AMERICAN BEAUTY'

The Conlin Company & Twins Talent

-Multiple Locations-

Reality TV & Documentary, Competitions, Modeling
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Casting Notice Description:
‘THE GREAT AMERICAN BEAUTY’The Conlin Company & Twins Talent (prods.) are casting The Great American Beauty (working title), a new primetime show for ABC Television that will give beautiful people the chance to show America just how beautiful they really are. Lisa Ganz, casting prod. Shooting begins approx. early Sept. in a location TBA.Seeking—Beautiful Males and Females: 18-30, all ethnicities, beautiful and waiting for their big break, people are always complimenting their looks, who know they’re beautiful even if they don’t admit it, turn heads when they walk in the door, have gotten jobs because of their looks, uses beauty to get everything they want, loves to be the center of attention, so hot on the beach that everyone stares, comes from a small town or big city and ready to be noticed, knows they’re hot and wants America to know it, have gotten dates because of their looks, so beautiful it intimidates potential dates, so beautiful it has caused strains in their family, so beautiful that looks have prevented them getting a lucrative job. Note: Married, divorced, or single can apply; you can have children, to be voted the most beautiful person in America.To apply (or to nominate a friend), email twinsworld1@aol.com ASAP, with subject “American Beauty.” Include your name, contact info, telephone numbers, current pix (full-length and close-up), age, where you live, and a brief description of why you would be right for the show. Meals and travel provided. Winner receives cash prize.


*SHUDDER*

-Zaftige

2 comments:

devi42 said...

"so beautiful it intimidates potential dates, so beautiful it has caused strains in their family, so beautiful that looks have prevented them getting a lucrative job."

Being beautiful is a terrible burden - one I've often been thankful I didn't have to face.It's right up there with people only liking you for your trust fund.

bilt4hugin said...

So what's the prize? Is the winner, like, immediately encased in a block of lucite? Yah know, so that we may worship and admire the untainted beauty at their clear plastic feet forever and ever, Ramen.

BTW:
Z, I admire your hutzpah! Work those auditions and stay REAL. Grud knows there aren't enough REAL people in front of the camera these days. Best of luck.