What, I ask you, is cooler than being cast in a PRIMETIME TV ROLE on ABC PRIMETIME NEWS for WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!
I'll tell you what: Being cast as a fat bride being ripped to SHREDS by her mom, and trying to see if people will intervene and put Momzilla in her place.
TIME FOR SOME WELL-PLACED FA IMPROV! :D
(Also, I would have accepted 'bunnies.')